thefinalanswer:

#okay so unlike a million other people I didn’t read this book in middle school #so imagine when i watched this movie finally #all innocent like thinking it was just going to be a cute little adventure movie #FALSE #THIS MOVIE RIPPED MY HEART OUT AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND #RUDE

we dont talk about this movie it doesnt exist sorry

"All it would take was a shove, she told herself. He was standing right there, right there, smirking at her with those fat wormlips. You could do it, she told herself. You could do it. Do it right now. It wouldn’t even matter if she went over with him. It wouldn’t matter at all.”

theconsultingshieldmaiden:

aegontargaryen:

friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿

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deanstarkchester:

dean/cas porn!au

cocky college student dean winchester decides that, y’know, maybe doing some porn wouldn’t be a bad way to earn some extra money. he already knows he’s good at sex (or so he’s been told), so why not get paid for it? what he wasn’t counting on was being put in a scene with castiel, a remarkably calm guy his own age who clearly has much more experience doing this, and ends up teaching him more than a few things about his own body.

imsirius:

DANE: In some ways, there’s no better way of getting to know someone personally than by making a film like this… You can learn a lot about a person from working with them, and how they work, and the conversations that come up because of what you’re working on. So in many ways, as we were working, we were still also getting to know each other as people.


DAN: It’s just that great thing of when you actually meet someone for the first time and you talk about the way you want to work, and you are open with each other… Because when you sign up [for a movie], you don’t have to sign up to, like, get to know somebody and being really open with them about stuff. But when you work with people who are willing to do that and go there with you then it really can be a very bonding thing as well good for the job.

glittermccall:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

sandorandthehounds:

byronpunk:

jadebloods:

scottiemcchottie:

narcissusmetamorphosis:

we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have

just a few favorite tags

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just open up tag viewer on this post and settle in with a snack cause ain’t nobody sleeping tonight, friends

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installing tag viewer for this was the best decision i ever made

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This is amazing

  1. english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  2. english is their first language: hte fuckign

mythrils:

I was tagged in the 6 selfie thing by the lovely moonbending and oldbearmormont so here is my face

lordeddardstark:

what do we say to the god of death?

me: sean bean is that way

craftastrophies:

Have you ever read any Twilight Fanfiction ?

oh mYGoD

kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd

❝ Anonymous asked: i bet you and sam have been dating for 2 years now and just didnt tell your friends and have been keeping it a secret and FUCK YOU JOEY WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. i mean this is totally anon. im chill. is it becuz sam is better at butt stuff? i need 2 know.

you sound real bitter, shannon

and yeah sam is pretty damn good at the butt stuff like 10/10 would do again

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