everyone’s always like “omg coffee shop aus pls” and i’m just like omg:
when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
I redid my makeup and everything :(
listen it was involuntary nap time don’t you judge me
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"