di-johnlock:

It’s not over, don’t forget

di-johnlock:

It’s not over, don’t forget

suctioning:

If you have sex then watch anime the ghost of your virginity returns to you

pumpkinspiceddick:

racethedream:

Why did my phone autocorrect Predrink to this??!

lmaoooo

pumpkinspiceddick:

racethedream:

Why did my phone autocorrect Predrink to this??!

lmaoooo

imsirius:

Daniel Radcliffe at the Paris premiere of Horns x

sawamuraeijun:

it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

“I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.”
arixsafari (via arixsafari)

carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

Best of Misty Day

stability:

a work of art

jean-luc-gohard:

parskis:

I honestly can’t believe this right now. I was complaining to my bf about some Kotex tampons I had used, going on a bit of a rant about how bad they were, and on a whim I decided to go to the website and leave a review so other people who might get them would know better.
I’ve never written a tampon review in my life (it’s not something I ever anticipated doing) so I had a little fun getting very passionate about my thoughts, and then went to submit…. Only to receive the words: ‘Your review text contains inappropriate language.’ I was confused at first, I mean I was pretty emphatic, but I didn’t cuss at all… and then I realized: I had typed the word ‘vagina.’ 

You can’t type the word ‘vagina’ on a TAMPON review because it’s considered inappropriate.

KOTEX, a company that makes OVER A BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR primarily selling products to people with vaginas, thinks that someone typing the word “VAGINA” in a review of a product that goes IN THEIR VAGINA is being inappropriate and needs to be censored.

I retyped “v*gina” with an asterisk like it was a swear word, submitted and it went to preview mode with no problem. But I’m still kind of in shock… Honestly, what is wrong with Kotex that they think they need to protect tampon users from the word ‘vagina’?

If you didn’t think our society’s fear of the vagina was absurd, here you go. It’s cartoonish.

I finally have a car again!

I finally have a car again!

snorlaxatives:

college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey

vinegod:

being roommates with Lorde by Carly Incontro

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