WHY ARE YOU SO ADORBS?!
bb i was born this way
i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand
when a mutual likes your selfie but doesn’t reblog it
writing an earlier date on your paper to look like a better student
writing an earlier date on a check to look like a more responsible bill paying adult